Just another test...

The March test is over! Hoorah!

Yeah, the test is over...
Should I be happy or unhappy?

Sure, I don't have to study anymore...
( I'm still nervous about the upcoming PMR examination... )

Our History teacher was so demanding...
She told us to study TEN whole chapters for this test alone! UNBELIEVABLE!!!

But in the end, the History test wasn't that difficult.

To be honest, it was kind of easy...

But I blew the Bahasa Malaysia test big time! It was so freaking difficult! I won't be surprised if I get a C. I can't imagine what my mother will do to me...[ weeps ]

Other than that, all the other subjects were okay. I'm trying not to be too confident...

Oh, yeah, I finished editing the English drama video clip. It was awesome! My hard work actually paid off! And I finished it all just in time for the test! I'm so good!

I tried to make it look like a proffesional Hollywood movie, and it worked! And I edited it all with Windows Movie Maker ( Windows Vista Home Basic )...

My team ( Force 138 ) received mixed comments, such as:

1. The introduction was too long.

2. The wind was blowing too hard while shooting the video clip.

Well, no one can stop the wind from blowing! Isn't that obvious? And it's just an MPEG4 camera phone. I had to make the introduction look interesting to compensate for the video quality...

A word from Ashman, one of my friends:

"The video was AWESOME, I tell you, AWESOME!!!"

I added another song to my playlist: "Gotta Be Somebody" by Nickelback.

I got rid of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by Tears for Fears because it was getting kind of boring...You should check out my MySpace profile for a full playlist of my favourite songs...( Add me as a friend if you haven't, by the way! )

Oh, and Ashman, if you're reading this,

I will NEVER learn how to say "hi" and "bye" to a girl! NEVER!!!

You ruined my life, Ashman! One day, you're going to pay!!! HA! HA! HA! [ cough ]

Well, that's it...

Keep me posted, kay?

May the Force be with you...

Chess

I LOVE Chess! Don't you?

I know some people consider the game of Chess to be a game for nerds...
...that it's such a boring game, yada, yada, yada...

But it's actually much more than that...

It's a fun game that tests your mentality and skill...
And I've just improvised my Chess opening.

Previously, I utilised the "French Defense" opening, a classical defensive opening that involved the King's pawn moving up two spaces.

Now, I like to use the "Nimzo Indian" opening, a flanking movement that allows development of pieces on the queenside.

I learned this opening from Ashman Raziuddin, one of my classmates. Thanks, Ashman, you're the greatest!

Sadly, I didn't get to enter the Chess Competition this year. I was SO looking forward to it! [ cries ]

Oh well, I'll try again next year [ emo ]...

And the worst part is that the school team get medals and participation certificates this time! No fair! When my team went for the competition last year, we only got RM10! What the h***!

This year's team is gonna receive their awards tomorrow on the assembly stage. I don't know where I'm going to hide my face in shame...[ sighs ]

My reputation as the greatest Chess player in 3 Omega is ruined! RUINED, I TELL YOU!!!

It all started when I just came to SMKBJ in Form 2.
I was unbeatable! I was all powerful! I was INVINCIBLE! And then...

I played with this guy called Haritharan...
At first, I was able to beat him easily...
But then, he effing COPIED me!

He used my "French Defense" opening against me, the useless git!

This year, I plan to rebuild my reputation as the strongest Chess player in class. I will soon revive my Golden Age...[ evil grin ]

Oh yeah, some of my friends in 3 Omega came up with some crazy variations such as:
1. The "Kar Wai" variation by Shin Kar Wai.
2. The "Orang Utan" variation by Hazwan Lee.
If you want to find out how these variations are played out, go ask them!

Well that's it.
Keep me posted, kay?

May the Force be with you...

REVENGE SHALL BE MINE!

Our English teacher gave my class an assignment last week. We have to produce a ''drama'' based on the Form 3 novel, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

Well, I hastily joined Hazwan's team. Hazwan's the best movie director in 3 Omega I know.
He proved himself last year with Miss Nadia's assignment...

The ''drama'' we made in Form 2 could have been stunning, but poor camera position, horrible editing and sheer timidity prevented our ''drama'' from being a smash hit...

For this ''drama'', I have been annointed the position of editor. I was delighted! At last, a chance to prove myself! FINALLY, I thought, REDEMPTION! This time, I'm gonna make sure my team's ''drama'' makes it to the top!

For your information, my team's name is ''Force 138''!
The name is modified from ''Force 136'', a British Force during the Japanese Occupation of Malaya ( Refer to Form 3 Sejarah textbook! )

Pathetic, no? Just add a 2 and et voila! You'll get ''Force 138''!

Here are all the people that are going to PRODUCE the movie. I'm not saying anything about the actors!

FORCE 138 PRODUCTIONS:
1. Hazwan Lee - He's the director.
2. Ng Zi Kent - He's our camera man.
3. Myself - I'm the editor, and hopefully the choreographer as well.
4. Alvyn Ho - He's the assistant editor and film critic. Don't worry, he's only 11 years old...

My team has been assigned to play out Chapters 9 and 10. These two chapters turn out to be the climax of the story...My work just got a whole lot easier!

Hopefully, this ''drama'' will be much better than our previous attempt last year. I've already completed the introduction and opening title. We're gonna start filming next Thursday. I guess it's safe to say that we're WAY ahead of schedule...

Well, other than that, there's nothing much I want to say.
I guess that's it...

Keep me posted, kay?

May the Force be with you...

CCCP

School was so boring today! It couldn't get any worse!

I mean, I've already done all my homework! Unlike some people...

So I resorted to browsing around the classroom, eavesdropping on other people's conversations [ evil grin ].

Example : "Give me the three Baltic States." asks Yi Ling, my fellow classmate.

Lee King shrugs and says he has no clue. Typical of him, always so blur...

Well, if I'm not mistaken, they're:
1. Estonia
2. Latvia
3. Lithuania

And by the way, I SWEAR I didn't look at any references. Anyway, it's just general knowledge! Everyone should know these things!

There you go, I've answered your question, Yi Ling! ( It's not like you care, anyway! )

And then [ slurs in a bored tone ], I asked them how big Russia is. Sorry guys, I was mistaken!

If I'm not mistaken, I said 7-8 million square kilometres, right?
Correction: To be precise, it's 17,075,400 square kilometres. ( This one is based on reference. Hey! I can't remember EVERYTHING! )

Oh, by the way, Russia ( It used to be known as the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, or USSR ) is my favourite country, most probably because of it's military hardware, I guess...

Ya' gotta' love that symbol! IT'S TOTALLY AWESOME!!! ( Yeah, I know I'm crazy. You don't have to tell me! )

KH, wasn't that bad, I guess...

Sejarah was HORRIBLE! The teacher was so boring and I was so drowsy. I was literally half-asleep! Amazingly, I managed to stay awake. I was considering of letting go of my conciousness and fall asleep in class. I REALLY need to get more sleep!

Luckily, I didn't have to do any marching during the PBSM meeting after school. Phew!

Sadly, I didn't get to represent my school in the upcoming chess competition [ sobs ]...
Oh well, I went last year anyway...

For those of you who are going, TRY YOUR HARDEST AND THE BEST OF LUCK TO ALL OF YOU!
[ smiles sarcastically ]...

And, by the way, just because I'm a guy, it doesn't mean I can't use facial creams, Zi Kent. That's right, Kent! I'm pointing at you, you useless idiot! ( Sorry, Kent...Please don't hurt me!!! )

Well, that's it...
Keep me posted, kay?

May the Force be with you...

Chinese New Year Pictures 2009

In my last post, I said I would upload the pictures from my handphone, right?

Well, here they are...

I know some of the pics are blurry. My phone's just not up to the task of taking high definition pictures. I'm not rich, you know!
( My phone's a Sharp GX20. It was my father's. He's got a new one now. So he handed his old phone to me, or so the story goes ).

I look kinda crappy in some of the pictures. It could be the pants...[ scratches head ]...I will never know what's wrong with myself unless someone posts a comment ( please do! )...

My MSN Messenger is working again. But I don't think it's gonna last...It won't be long before it malfunctions again...[ sighs ]...


BATU PAHAT, JOHOR :

They're strangling him! Don't worry, they're just cousins.
"I wonder what's for lunch???"

Butter prawns! [ salivates ]

Nothing beats vegetables!

!

MALACCA :

On the road again...[ yawn ]

I Am The Lord!

You can just make out the 'Eye on Malaysia' in the background.



My brother sneezed a split second after this shot was taken. Phew!

Squint, and you can see a pair of horns on Alvyn's head!

Erm, the line was damned long! So my father decided it wasn't worth it...

My dad randomly shot this...

He took this, too...

Those clouds ooze atmosphere...

"ALL ABOARD!!!"

This ship is getting kinda boring...

That wheel is quite big. I underestimated it's size...

See? It looks tiny from here!

Argh! My father caught me taking a picture!

The famous 'Jongker Walk'...

Look at all those pretty lanterns! [ drools ]

The taxi is ruining the picture! Get out of the way, dammit!

There's the taxi again, on the right! Unbelievable!

Somewhere in the middle of nowhere...

Look at that...What a masterpiece! How exquisite! Too bad it had to be devoured...

Who's that guy in the distance?

Wow, 'cendol' actually tastes good on a hot day!

"Yo, whassup dog?"

Nowadays, you can never have enough fuel...

What's he doing in there?

Finally on the way home!

There's actually a traffic jam up ahead...

See? Look at all those red dots in the distance...

After this shot was taken, the entire highway ground to a halt. It was torture!

"Finally, we're moving again!" Alvyn said.

"Some people really don't know how to drive!" exclaimed my father.

Well, that's it...

Keep me posted, kay?

May the Force be with you...

Happy Chinese New Year!

GONG XI FA CAI!!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

May the Year of The Ox bring you prosperity and joy!

Darth Maul thinks so, too! ( Why do you think his lightsaber is red? )

Alright, back to business and the stuff that matters.

Last Saturday, I went back to both of my hometowns: Malacca ( mother's side ) and Batu Pahat, Johor ( take a guess! )

What happened at Batu Pahat, Johor?:

Me and my brother played Chess, LOT'S OF CHESS! Out of the fausands' of games we've played, he never won a single game! Poor guy...keep trying, pal!

Then, the whole family went to a Chinese restaurant. The lady on the stage was singing like crazy and she wouldn't stop! I can't even talk with anyone because my voice was muffled by the lady's singing!

But the food was okay, I guess...( I'll show you some pictures on my next post )

We went to bed at around midnight, after me and Alvyn played MORE CHESS!

The next day, we left for Malacca. Initially, the car was damned hot because my father parked the car under the afternoon sun without shade. And then there was the stupid rear seat-belt initiative. It can be very uncomfortable, especially if you're fat! ( To all overweight people out there, I meant no offense, guys! )

What happened at Malacca?:

Me and my brother played EVEN MORE CHESS!

I completed most of my homework. I've been lagging around for quite some time, especially with my History notes. So, the only thing I haven't finished is my Pendidikan Seni homework...It should be fun...

We had a 'homemade steamboat' for dinner. The food was okay, I guess...

We caved in at midnight again. ( I seriously need to get more sleep! )

We took off the next day at 6.15 pm. We used the Senawang - Seremban highway ( I don't know! The people on LiteFM calls it that way! )

Apparently, some stupid driver had caused a crawl along the entire highway. It was horrible! Furthermore, my family hasn't had dinner and it was almost 9 pm! We FINALLY had dinner at 10 pm! Man, food tastes so good when you're hungry!

I took a lot of pictures on my handphone. I'll show them to you on my next post, kay?

May the Force be with you...

Kena Denda...

My MSN is on the fritz again! Dammit!

I thought I finally fixed it once and for all...
But apparently, I didn't...[ cries ]...

I came late to school today. Luckily, I wasn't the only one. Hazwan, Amir and Wei Ming were late, too...

We had to scour the school field for trash! So unfair! Don't they know how far away I stay from Bukit Jelutong?! It's NOT easy to get from my house to school!!!

Then, after school, I attended PBSM. It was as hellish as usual. We had to march the whole day and were only allowed a few minutes of rest. The worst part is that the sun was still up during the marching. We weren't even allowed to wipe the sweat off our forehead!

Well that's it...

Keep me posted, kay?

May the Force be with you...

Black Or White?

I finally got a music player for my blogspot! Yay!

Sorry if none of the songs I chose are your favourites...

But if you want me to add more songs that I might have forgotten, you can tell me in my Jedi Hologram ( cbox )...

And yesterday, I went to buy my PBSM Uniform Cap, and I was puzzled...

At first, Dash told me that all PBSM members must buy a cap...

So I followed my parents back to Puchong to buy it...

But when the shop owner handed me a BLACK cap, I was confused...

To any PBSM that's out there, please tell me:

Is the cap supposed to be black?

Please inform me immediately! I need your help...

Thanks!

Keep me posted, kay?

May the Force be with you...

So Sad...

Today, the school re-organised the classes...

Sadly, Dashana Vyanan, one of my closest friends, has left 3 Omega...

On the flipside,
Theeban has returned...

And I realised I'm studying in a sauna. My classroom directly faces the sun when it rises, so it can get pretty hot in there...

As for extracurricular activities, yesterday, we had to sit at the assembly area for almost an hour or more. I was bored to death and my left leg seemed paralysed after sitting down for so long...

After much consideration, I'm going to choose:
1. Badan Beruniform - PBSM ( I don't have a choice, I already have the uniform anyway )

2. Kelab & Persatuan - English Language Society ( ELS )

3. Permainan - Basketball

This time, I'm going to try and attend all of 'em...
Last year, I didn't come for PBSM at all...

Well, that's it...

May the Force be with you...

Angel vs Devil

Something makes me feel like just quitting Blogger...

I find almost no use for it now...

Maybe I should just let it go...
...or should I?

Suddenly, two figures appear on either side of my shoulders...

They look exactly like me! YIKES!
I must be hallucinating!

One of them is red in colour, has horns and is wielding what appears to be a long trident!

The other one has feathered wings, carries a harp and has a ring hovering above it's, I mean his, head!

Andrew's Angel : No, Andrew! Don't be a lazy bum! Don't quit!

Andrew's Devil : Give it up! It's a waste of time! It's not like anyone cares!

Oh, the conflict! THE CONFLICT! I can't stand it anymore!!!

Should I quit?

[ Faints ]

May the Force be with you, by the way...