Chess

I LOVE Chess! Don't you?

I know some people consider the game of Chess to be a game for nerds...
...that it's such a boring game, yada, yada, yada...

But it's actually much more than that...

It's a fun game that tests your mentality and skill...
And I've just improvised my Chess opening.

Previously, I utilised the "French Defense" opening, a classical defensive opening that involved the King's pawn moving up two spaces.

Now, I like to use the "Nimzo Indian" opening, a flanking movement that allows development of pieces on the queenside.

I learned this opening from Ashman Raziuddin, one of my classmates. Thanks, Ashman, you're the greatest!

Sadly, I didn't get to enter the Chess Competition this year. I was SO looking forward to it! [ cries ]

Oh well, I'll try again next year [ emo ]...

And the worst part is that the school team get medals and participation certificates this time! No fair! When my team went for the competition last year, we only got RM10! What the h***!

This year's team is gonna receive their awards tomorrow on the assembly stage. I don't know where I'm going to hide my face in shame...[ sighs ]

My reputation as the greatest Chess player in 3 Omega is ruined! RUINED, I TELL YOU!!!

It all started when I just came to SMKBJ in Form 2.
I was unbeatable! I was all powerful! I was INVINCIBLE! And then...

I played with this guy called Haritharan...
At first, I was able to beat him easily...
But then, he effing COPIED me!

He used my "French Defense" opening against me, the useless git!

This year, I plan to rebuild my reputation as the strongest Chess player in class. I will soon revive my Golden Age...[ evil grin ]

Oh yeah, some of my friends in 3 Omega came up with some crazy variations such as:
1. The "Kar Wai" variation by Shin Kar Wai.
2. The "Orang Utan" variation by Hazwan Lee.
If you want to find out how these variations are played out, go ask them!

Well that's it.
Keep me posted, kay?

May the Force be with you...